Meet Janice, the March Madness Master

Our Reigning Tournament Champ Successfully Defends Her Title

She knows HR. She knows accounting. She knows account support and order entry. Most of all, though, she knows hoops. For the second year in a row, GM Voices’ Janice Upson has laid waste to her competition in the office March Madness pool. Janice was the only entrant to choose North Carolina to win it all, and her bracket victory was sealed when the Tar Heels defeated the Gonzaga Bulldogs in the finale. With her in-office responsibilities, Janice is usually immersed in numbers and policy minutiae, and she has applied her research acumen to deliver decisive NCAA Tournament victories. “I study all the analyst picks,” she said, hiding her true powers and pretending to be deferential. As for the rest of the field, they’re once again left wondering where it all went wrong. One unsuccessful participant vowed to win the 2018 tournament. “We’ll see about that,” said Janice.

Janice practices trash can free throws with her textbook shooting form.

Janice practices trash can free throws with her textbook shooting form.

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